So what do you think? Will you write me a blurb for my new book?
Um, I don’t know. Who else is writing one?
We’re not sure yet. There has been a lot of interest.
Oh really? Interest in the blurb writing?
It’s the kind of book that blurbs well. People are kind of excited.
Oh, so I should be honoured?
Well, I mean, I don’t want to sound pompous or anything–
But you know who has already offered.
As long as I put it on the front of the book, at the bottom, in quite a big font.
Why don’t you just use it as the title?
I thought of that, but apparently it’s a really bad idea.