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Poetry has never tried a thong
9:31 PM Nov 25th from web

Poetry bends even the most rigid constraints, adds a little fur, some tooth, several consonants and a Stella McCartney boustier
11:03 PM Nov 24th from web

Thinking of scrolls, miniatures, over-sized books such as those in the Morgan: there has never been a “right way” to do books
3:01 PM Nov 24th from web

Poetry queries the movements built up in its defence, particularly since it cannot be contained and therefore requires no defence
12:56 PM Nov 24th from web

Yes, in fact Poetry does sometimes put a party hat on and have a smart cocktail at 5:08 all by itself
5:09 PM Nov 23rd from web

If his poems were cars, Poetry mused with some cheek, they would be beige Camry, beige Camry, beige Camry
7:44 AM Nov 23rd from web

Poetry isn’t sure whether it is a bitch or a bitch. Sigh. Maybe both?
9:48 PM Nov 22nd from web

Poetry thinks Richard Serra is a very sculptural poet
12:27 AM Nov 22nd from Tweetie

Poetry finds itself on a gridded island and is quite content
10:11 AM Nov 21st from Tweetie

Poetry loves a parkway: appreciates the approach, the funnel and swerve
6:40 PM Nov 20th from Tweetie

Poetry is neither a Vendler girl or a Perloff girl
12:33 PM Nov 19th from web

Poetry doesn’t need the gaps filled in thank you…
8:41 AM Nov 19th from web

Poetry can’t be counted on to dress appropriately, or even dress, or even be appropriate for that matter
9:01 PM Nov 18th from web

Poetry feels about you as a window feels about the sun…
3:51 PM Nov 18th from web

Poetry puts on a “pair of loose easy palatable boots and me rendre chez vous”
12:39 PM Nov 18th from Tweetie

“If you are squeamish, don’t poke the beach rubble.” This PSA brought to you by Poetry and Sappho via Mary Barnard
11:39 AM Nov 17th from web

Poetry would like to remind you that it is not an idiot
9:55 PM Nov 16th from web

Poetry is not amused by those who make simplistic arguments in defence of it…
8:42 AM Nov 16th from web

Poetry suggests that all writing, even writing that purports not to be performative, is performative
4:32 PM Nov 15th from web

Poetry rejects the simplistic binaries of those who seek to evaluate it as though it were a fossil
11:18 AM Nov 15th from web

Poetry aims for not an ounce of flab in her verse, prefers concrete to treadmills, spade to weight, variety to routine
10:27 AM Nov 14th from web

Poetry gets tired of people confusing their personal aesthetic preferences with good poetry…
3:30 PM Nov 11th from web

Poetry notes that it too has squirreled into the eaves of your warm dwelling and taken shelter with its store of nuts
11:06 AM Nov 6th from web