tyson My favorite love poem was originally by Mike Tyson, though I have since appropriated it. It captures all the ambivalence and drive of desire that cannot be quenched and will not be disarmed.  

I Will Fuck You in the Ass

I will fuck you in the ass I will fuck you in the ass I will fuck you in the ass I’ll fuck you in the ass, you punk ass white boy You punk ass white boy I’ll fuck you in the ass You faggot You can't touch me, faggot You're not man enough, I'll fuck you in the ass Fuck you in the ass I will eat your asshole alive, bitch Fuck you, ho, I will eat your asshole I'll fuck you in front of everybody, bitch Come on you bitch Look at you scared, coward, look at you scared now You not man enough to fuck with me You can’t last two minutes in my world, bitch Look at you scared now, you ho You scared, you little white pussy Uh, you're scared of a real man I'll fuck you till you love me, faggot   I WILL FUCK YOU IN THE ASS: MIKE TYSON __________________________ Vanessa Place is a writer, lawyer, and co-director of Les Figues Press.