lesson 18 DON’T PARALIPSISE THROUGH MY ZEUGMA AND TELL ME IT’S PHRONESIS
DON’T MOVERE ALONG MY LITOTE AND CALL IT ELENCHIC
DON’T PLEONASATE AMID MY MAXIMS AND CALL IT ONEDISMUS
DON’T ENALLAGE ONTO MY OCCUPATIO AND TELL ME IT’S SANNIONIC
DON’T BOMPHILOGIATE AGAINST MY APOPHASIS AND CALL IT KAIROS
DON’T ARETE MY ISOCOLONATE AND GO ON ABOUT CONSTRUCTIO PRAEGNANS
DON’T KONIONIATE INTO MY SYNCHESIS AND TELL ME IT’S TAPINOS
DON’T AUXESIZE BESIDE MY BATHOS AND CALL IT EXIGENCE
DON’T DIASKEUE ON METABASE AND GO ON ABOUT PROCLEES
DON’T CONGERI UNDERNEATH MY NOEMAS AND TELL ME IT’S HENDIADIC
DON’T COMPROBATE BELOW MY TOPOTHESIS AND CALL IT MYCTERISM
DON’T MEDELA AROUND MY EPITCROCHASM AND GO ON ABOUT COPULATIO DIRMENS
DON’T PERISSOLOGUE IN MY REPOTIO AND CALL IT A SKOTISON
DON’T THEMATIZE DOWN MY HYSTEROPROTERON AND TELL ME IT’S ORCOS
DON’T CACEMPHATE ACROSS MY ALLEGORY AND CALL IT ENARGIA
DON’T SAGOGE AT MY ECPHON AND TELL ME IT’S PRORRHESIS
DON’T DISSOI UP MY EXORDIUM AND CALL IT VITUPERATION
DON’T PISS ALL OVER MY BODY AND SAY I HAVE A BODY

Colin Fulton is the author of Life Experience Coolant. He is a graduate student at Concordia, in Montreal.