lesson 18   DON’T PARALIPSISE THROUGH MY ZEUGMA AND TELL ME IT’S PHRONESIS DON’T MOVERE ALONG MY LITOTE AND CALL IT ELENCHIC DON’T PLEONASATE AMID MY MAXIMS AND CALL IT ONEDISMUS DON’T ENALLAGE ONTO MY OCCUPATIO AND TELL ME IT’S SANNIONIC DON’T BOMPHILOGIATE AGAINST MY APOPHASIS AND CALL IT KAIROS DON’T ARETE MY ISOCOLONATE AND GO ON ABOUT CONSTRUCTIO PRAEGNANS DON’T KONIONIATE INTO MY SYNCHESIS AND TELL ME IT’S TAPINOS DON’T AUXESIZE BESIDE MY BATHOS AND CALL IT EXIGENCE DON’T DIASKEUE ON METABASE AND GO ON ABOUT PROCLEES DON’T CONGERI UNDERNEATH MY NOEMAS AND TELL ME IT’S HENDIADIC DON’T COMPROBATE BELOW MY TOPOTHESIS AND CALL IT MYCTERISM DON’T MEDELA AROUND MY EPITCROCHASM AND GO ON ABOUT COPULATIO DIRMENS DON’T PERISSOLOGUE IN MY REPOTIO AND CALL IT A SKOTISON DON’T THEMATIZE DOWN MY HYSTEROPROTERON AND TELL ME IT’S ORCOS DON’T CACEMPHATE ACROSS MY ALLEGORY AND CALL IT ENARGIA DON’T SAGOGE AT MY ECPHON AND TELL ME IT’S PRORRHESIS DON’T DISSOI UP MY EXORDIUM AND CALL IT VITUPERATION DON’T PISS ALL OVER MY BODY AND SAY I HAVE A BODY   Colin Fulton is the author of Life Experience Coolant. He is a graduate student at Concordia, in Montreal.