Elegy for Newtown from NRA via David Frum’s Twitter Feed
We need a federal agent to protect every little girl with a stupid relative
We need a federal agent at every cancer hospital
We need a federal agent at every marriage proposal
We need a federal agent at every gun range
We need a federal agent at every teen birthday party
We need a federal agent at every country & western concert
We need a federal agent at every Hallowe’en party
We need a federal agent at every high-school
We need a federal agent at every muffler shop
We need a federal agent in every library
We need a federal agent at every zoo
We need a federal agent at every Dunkin’ Donuts
We need a federal agent at every movie re-enactment
We need a federal agent in every taxicab
We need a federal agent at every gas station
We need a federal agent at every yacht club
We need a federal agent at every public swimming pool
We need a federal agent at every Christian college
We need a federal agent at every hospital
We need a federal agent at every strip club
We need a federal agent at every federal agency
We need a federal agent at every dog groomer
We need a federal agent at every dental clinic
We need a federal agent in every gay bar
We need a federal agent at every Bible study group
We need a federal agent at every Whole Foods
We need a federal agent in every parking lot
We need a federal agent at every casino
We need a federal agent at every brothel
We need a federal agent at every bus station
We need a federal agent in every nail parlor
We need a federal agent in every rural church
We need a federal agent at every gang shooting dispute
We need a federal agent in every RV park
We need a federal agent wherever there are barking dogs
We need a federal agent at every elementary school
We need a federal agent for every angry ex-boyfriend unwilling to let her go