Elegy for Newtown from NRA via David Frum’s Twitter Feed

We need a federal agent to protect every little girl with a stupid relative

We need a federal agent at every cancer hospital

We need a federal agent at every marriage proposal

We need a federal agent at every gun range

We need a federal agent at every teen birthday party

We need a federal agent at every country & western concert

We need a federal agent at every Hallowe’en party

We need a federal agent at every high-school

We need a federal agent at every muffler shop

We need a federal agent in every library

We need a federal agent at every zoo

We need a federal agent at every Dunkin’ Donuts

We need a federal agent at every movie re-enactment

We need a federal agent in every taxicab

We need a federal agent at every gas station

We need a federal agent at every yacht club

We need a federal agent at every public swimming pool

We need a federal agent at every Christian college

We need a federal agent at every hospital

We need a federal agent at every strip club

We need a federal agent at every federal agency

We need a federal agent at every dog groomer

We need a federal agent at every dental clinic

We need a federal agent in every gay bar

We need a federal agent at every Bible study group

We need a federal agent at every Whole Foods

We need a federal agent in every parking lot

We need a federal agent at every casino

We need a federal agent at every brothel

We need a federal agent at every bus station

We need a federal agent in every nail parlor

We need a federal agent in every rural church

We need a federal agent at every gang shooting dispute

We need a federal agent in every RV park

We need a federal agent wherever there are barking dogs

We need a federal agent at every elementary school

We need a federal agent for every angry ex-boyfriend unwilling to let her go