Vanessa Place: “I Will Fuck You in the Ass”

My favorite love poem was originally by Mike Tyson, though I have since appropriated it. It captures all the ambivalence and drive of desire that cannot be quenched and will not be disarmed.

I Will Fuck You in the Ass

I will fuck you in the ass

I will fuck you in the ass

I will fuck you in the ass

I’ll fuck you in the ass, you punk ass white boy

You punk ass white boy

I’ll fuck you in the ass

You faggot

You can’t touch me, faggot

You’re not man enough, I’ll fuck you in the ass

Fuck you in the ass

I will eat your asshole alive, bitch

Fuck you, ho, I will eat your asshole

I’ll fuck you in front of everybody, bitch

Come on you bitch

Look at you scared, coward, look at you scared now

You not man enough to fuck with me

You can’t last two minutes in my world, bitch

Look at you scared now, you ho

You scared, you little white pussy

Uh, you’re scared of a real man

I’ll fuck you till you love me, faggot

I WILL FUCK YOU IN THE ASS: MIKE TYSON

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Vanessa Place is a writer, lawyer, and co-director of Les Figues Press.